Now
all seventeen classic episodes from South Park's
legendary third season are available for the first time
in this 3-disc collector's edition. In this season we
learn what causes spontaneous combustion, get caught up
in the Chinpoko Mon craze and hooked on Monkey Phonics. Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as
they take on the supernatural, the extraordinary and the
insane. For them, it's all part of growing up in South
Park. This set contains all 17 episodes from
season three in broadcast order. They are: Rainforest
Shmainforest: Mr. Mackey punishes the
boys by making them join an environmental activist
children’s choir, Getting Gay with Kids. The
choir goes to Costa Rica to give a concert and tour the
rainforest. But when their guide gets eaten by a
snake, and the group gets lost it’s up to Cartman to
rescue everyone. Jennifer Aniston guest stars as
the choir teacher. Spontaneous
Combustion: People are starting to
burst into flame. Can Stan’s dad figure out
what’s going on? Also, the kids look for an
erection for Kyle’s dad since his mother is always
complaining that he doesn’t have one. The Succubus:
Chef quits his job and becomes an accountant. Is
his new girl friend really helping him, or is she a
succubus who wants to drain his life force?
Jackovasaurs: The group discovers a live Jackovasaurs while camping on Stark’s Pond.
Everyone is interested in perpetuating the species,
until they find out how annoying they are. Tweek vs.
Craig: The boys take a shop class (with
the exception of Kenny who enrolls in Home Economics.)
Cartman bets Stan and Kyle that Craig could take Tweek
in a fight. The only way to settle it is to make
the two kids fight each other. Sexual
Harassment Panda: Mr.
Garrison’s class gets a visit from the Sexual
Harassment Panda, who educates the class about
inappropriate behavior. After hearing this,
Cartman sues Stan, and Kyle’s dad represents him. Cat Orgy:
This episode and the next two all take place on the same
night, but from different people’s point of view.
Mrs. Cartman is going to Mr. Mackey’s meteor shower
party, and gets Eric’s 12 year old sister to baby sit
him. She invites her boyfriend, who’s over 20,
to the house, and he brings his band. Cartman’s
cat is in heat, and invites all the felines in the area
over for an orgy. Two Guys
Naked in a Hot Tub: A great episode.
Stan’s parents bring him to Mr. Mackey’s party.
Poor Stan gets exiled to the basement with the other
kids who want to dress up in women’s clothing and play
Charlie’s Angels. Stan and Kyle’s fathers both
are in a hot tub alone, and end up masturbating in front
of each other. (Off camera of course.)
Meanwhile, the ATF is convinced that the party is a
gathering of cultist who are going to kill themselves
during the meteor shower.
Jewbilee:
While Kyle’s parents are at Mr. Mackey’s party, Kyle
and Kenny go to Jewbilee, a boy scout-like organization
for Jewish kids. KoRn's Groovy
Pirate Ghost Mystery: A hilarious
takeoff of Scooby-Doo. The band KoRn help the boys
solve a mystery when South Park is invaded by Pirate
Ghosts. Chinpokomon:
The latest, hottest toy from Japan hits South Park,
Chinpokomon! But when the boys get the toys, their
Chinpokomon start to brain wash them to bomb Pearl
Harbor. Hooked on
Monkey Phonics: Two home schooled
children are competing in the Annual South Park Spelling
Bee. Cartman’s mother buys him “Hooked on
Monkey Phonics” to help him in the Bee. Starvin'
Marvin in Space: Starvin' Marvin finds
a crashed space ship and flies it to South Park.
There he picks up the boys and they all go to the planet
Marklar looking for a home for his people. The Red Badge
of Gayness: Before the annual South
Park Civil War reenactment, Cartman bets Kyle and Stan
that the south will win this year. In order to win
the bet, Cartman incites the drunken reenactors into
attacking Topeka. Mr. Hankey's
Christmas Classics: The all singing
Christmas Special. Mr. Hankey and the gang sing
songs from his album Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. Are You There
God? It's Me, Jesus: Cartman is
convince he’s having his period because he’s
bleeding from his anus. Jesus gets upset when he
thinks that no one cares about him. World Wide
Recorder Concert: A great show to
end the season with. Yoko Ono is hosting the
“Four Million Child Blow” an all recorder concert
preformed by third graders from across the country.
The boys go down and to participate. On the way
there, Cartman tried to find the “Brown Noise” that
will cause the listener to defecate in his pants!! |